How you be an astrologer

1. Have an a dozen cowrie shells.
2. Have a square piece of cloth with obscure mystic charts on it.
3. Have a netbook.
4. Have a bundle of palmyra writing.
5. Have the forehead  re- splendent with sacred ash and vermilion.
6. Have the eyes sparkle with a sharp abnormal gleam.
7. Have a saffron-coloured turban around the head.
8. Have a crystal  ball.
9. Have some tarot cards.
10. Have astrological cards