Ironic

1.        An old man turned ninety-eight he won the lottery and died the next day= situational
   It's a black fly in your Chardonnay= situational
   It's a death row pardon two minutes too late= situational
   
   It's like rain on your wedding day= situational
   It's a free ride when you've already paid= situational
   It's the good advice that you just didn't take= situational
   
   Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly he packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye he waited his whole damn life to take that flight and as the plane crashed down= situational
   "Well, isn't this nice."= verbal.
   
   A traffic jam when you're already late= situational
   A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break= situational
   It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife= situational
   It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife= situational
   2.   The most ironic in my point of view is “It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife” because is something that people wish all their life, and when finally you could find it he or she is married.
   3.   I think that the author is trying to show anger because these are some of the worse situations people could have and show how life could give you something good and two seconds after can ruin it.